Christmas

To the tune of Jingle Bells

Slashing through the snow
With a magic elven blade
Over the fields we go
Through the blood we wade
Steel on armour rings
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to sing
Our slaying song tonight!

Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells
DM shouts ‘Hooray!’
Lucan mind-thrusts everyone
And Nathan runs away
Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells
’Phina’s charging on
Vul and Fargrim take the brunt
And Lou is dead and gone.

Crashing through the doors
Warriors brave and bold
Fighting for a cause
(Or maybe for the gold)
Facing magic ghouls
We slay them, every one
We stuff our pockets with the jewels
And now it’s time to run

Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells
Fargrim’s in the lead
Nate is mocking viciously
And Lucan starts to bleed
Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells,
Vulpin loots the dead
Seraphina’s laying hands
The DM’s turning red.

Bashing goblin skulls
We cheer each other on
Until our blades are dull
And all our surges gone.
We need to take a break
(Hit points are down to ten)
We go to sleep, but when we wake
We’ll start it all again.

Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells,
Vul has missed his mark
Seraphina rolls her eyes
As Nate attacks the dark
Oh, swords and spells, swords and spells,
Lucan’s quite the seer,
And Fargrim’s gauntlet axes were
A really good idea.

Slashing through the snow
With a magic elven blade
Over the fields we go
Through the blood we wade
Steel on armour rings
Making spirits bright
Oh what fun it is to sing
Our slaying song tonight!

Christmas

Stumbling through the Swordcoast lucanhesh